Thursday, October 1, 2009

Dear Emily

Dear Emily Post,
When you were on Earth,you were the authority on good manners.After you passed on to the great beyond,while I was still just a kid,I was unsure that what I was about to do was a breach of good manners or not.To which a grownup said:"Emily Post is dead,so do whatever you want."
This rejoiner did not settle the argument,as far as I was concerned.So,being the curious sort,I sat down with a book on manners.Then I looked up the point of bother,to satisfy my personal desire to know.
This was the starting point of my memorizing the entire book.Then,pontificating upon the many things that were found therein.Thus,I became the manners expert and at the slightest breach of manners,I would quote chapter and verse from the book that I carried with me.How-some-ever,this action or actions finally resulted in my manners
book suddenly vanishing.
I did learn one thing,"it is a breach of etiquette to openly rebuke someone for a breach of etiquette."
I said all that to say this...in the confines of this missive,my feelings that if there are any new books of manners to be held up as one's prize pearl,it will most likely state that "The best example of good behavoir in this present world is: Always clean the blood off the knife that you've stabbed somebody in the back with,and blame it on the cat."
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Jaime


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